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I have hiking boots. I like ice cream. I crank my pedals real hard. Bonus to the loud music. I am not carrying any weapons at this time. Lycra is the devil. I wear lycra biking shorts. I exist in the virtual world. I do not exist. You do not exist. My battle cry sounds like this: _____!  The snozberries taste like snozberries. Rascism sucks! A little more fuzz on my guitar on the next take okay? I suggest you take an umbrella because it looks like rain today. I love my wife. Don't let life pass you by. Floating in this cosmic darkness. Water is life. My dog's name is Macy. Phantasy Star Online is a bad ass game. I got two turntables and a microphone. Don't make me stop the car. There is no money in my wallet. I look at the stars in the sky. At night it is dark. Never let them take you alive. I drink lots of water. Has anyone seen my keys? My wife pays the bills. I mow the lawn. I drink soy milk. I'm barefooted right now. I draw first blood. My mom made me half-filipino. Make your dreams out of paper mache. I have no fingerprints. My belly button is an innie. Pay no attention to the laugh track. In the 80s I played D&D. Some ppl knew me when I was in the Army. I like pomeade in my hair. Hell yes! What is a "Yellow Ledbetter" any way? I am not wearing underwear today. It smells like sex. No that's candy. Camoflage is cool. Life is too short. I speak German. I wish upon a star. I believe in love at first sight. Meet me out back. I tore my knee loading training rounds on an M1 tank. My peircings have all closed. I pee standing. I have a tool box. The best part of the day is sleeping next to my wife. Its good to have a Sharpie or two. I graduated in '89 from a small school in AL. There are marbles and sea shells in my pocket. I lost a Leatherman in Iraq. I know the grid coordinates. I use rechargable batteries. I floss (almost) daily. I read. I own my own home. I drive a Corolla S. That "S" is important. I drive an Escape. Its paid off. Printer ink cost too much. Gasoline is stupid. My dad was a Gulf War Vet. I watch the History Channel. My holster is now empty. I love the Detroit Redwings hockey team. I wrestle demons. I live in 78250. Memories have shaped me. I pray to God. Green is my favorite color. Five (5) is my lucky number. I am superstitious. I stay home every Friday the thirteenth. I do my own stunts. Last time I went midnight skinny dipping I hit my head. I love the heat. That's not a tan its my natural color. I wear Converse Chuck Taylor's. There is a Big Red One on my shoulder. Wait a minute, man. Who are you?

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